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Mache viel #Fahrradalltag auf dem #Lastenrad mit Kind(ern).

Ernte Sonnenenergie vom eigenen Dach. #PV

Bin frustriert wenn ich einen Tag nicht #mdrza fahre.

Wir sollten es bunter 🌈 im Alltag haben.

Achso(!) #SchleFaZ 👍
Großer Meister des flachen Humors
Er/ihm - he/him
Toots werden nach 2 Jahren automatisch gelöscht.

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bbs, irc, aim, xmpp, fb, ig, g+, twitter, now reddit

Be kind, mentor, give, care

Header image: Mount Makana, Kaua`i, Hawai`i taken by me
Avatar: Simon Bar Sinister, the evilest man in the world, but Cad Lackey still loves him

#birdstodon #catstodon #oakland
#nobot #noindex #genx #redditmigration #redditdiaspora #nokings

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Owner @ Principal IT, husband, father of three, geek, XP / TDD disciple, author of Writing Maintainable Unit Test, enjoys running, fan boy of many things but nothing in particular.

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Quite new to the whole Mastodon thing.
Into electronics and hardware, 3D printing, selfhosting, espresso.
I can sometimes be found in #Raumzeitlabor

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Billionaire IT Insulting Entrepreneur, Globalist and 4D Chess World Champion
I post about Software, random trivia and shitposts.

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dunno... but I like tea

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