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Bite me, Musk.

NOTE: NO BIO, NO POSTS = INSTANT BLOCK

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Now where's my trough of wine? 🍷🇨🇦

#Progressive #USPolitics #VotingRights #legal #WomensRights #CivilRights #BLM #climate #Canada #journalists #politics #news #LGBTQ #DogsOfMastodon

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Based near Berlin, retired from 35yrs (tour)musicbiz, into eMobility, 3D printing, music, music, photography, humor, artists, travelling, Motorcycles, surviving humans as they destroy nature, definitely NOT enjoying to be a part of "the problem".... Did i mention music?
#norway #scotland #denmark #ireland #nature #landscapes

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I was @dirt__locker on the bird site.
If you're at my house and you have to take a shit go home.
Most of my stuff is jokes so if you feel like responding seriously… don’t.

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I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
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❤️coffee, cats & democracy

RN at a posh free-standing ER
FormerTravel ER/Trauma RN
I can save a life! 🏥
Love exploring this country 🗺📍

Salty on the outside, sweet on the inside.

🏈❤️💛 KC Chiefs hometeam

Also, F bombs will fly since the CRIMINAL was reelected.

I will stand up. Always fight!
Say NO to Fascism
I stand with Ukraine

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Retired git on Colorado’s Front Range. I take photos of birds and critters and flowers and mountains and skies I was a failure at that other place. My only followers were apparently pornbots.  Photos are my own. Jokes and memes, not so much. I will boost alt-texted photos. Avi = Joe Btfsplk. IYKYK. https://justmytoots.com/@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social searchable Inconsistently striving to be inconsistently inconsistent.

Like water I flow
No mountain can stop my run
To the sea below.

Sum. Ergo cogito.

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NFL @ ESPN

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Vinyl, Books, Sports, Movies, Tacos, Tequila, Nerd.

Cover image is a cartoon picture of a record player on a pink background.

Avi is Emmitt Smith when he broke the rushing record, arms to the sky, football in his hand.

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missy :unverified:

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